| Shorthand | Meaning |
| ! | I have a comment |
| *$ | Starbucks |
| 2 | Your (or my) two cents worth |
| 10Q | thank you |
| 121 | One to one |
| 1337 | Elite -or- leet -or- L337 |
| 143 | I love you |
| 14AA41 | One for All and All for One |
| 182 | I hate you |
| 20 | Location |
| 2B or not 2B | To Be Or Not To Be |
| 2BZ4UQT | Too Busy For You Cutey |
| 2G2B4G | Too Good To Be Forgotten |
| 2G2BT | Too Good To Be True |
| 2moro | Tomorrow |
| 2nite | Tonight |
| 2U2 | To You Too |
| 404 | I haven't a clue |
| 411 | Information |
| 459 | I love you |
| 4COL | For Crying Out Loud |
| 4EAE | ForEver And Ever |
| 4eva | forever |
| 4ever | Forever |
| 4NR | Foreigner |
| 511 | Too much information |
| 831 | I Love You |
| 86 | Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out |
| 9 | Parent is watching |
| 99 | Parent is no longer watching |
| ::poof:: | i'm gone |
| <3 | heart |
| ? | I have a question |
| @TEOTD | At The End Of The Day |
| A/S/L/P | Age/Sex/Location/Picture |
| A3 | Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime |
| AAAAA | American Association Against Acronym Abuse |
| AAF | As A Friend -or- Always And Forever |
| AAK | Asleep At Keyboard |
| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| AAMOI | As A Matter Of Interest |
| AAR | At Any Rate |
| AAR8 | At Any Rate |
| AAS | Alive And Smiling |
| AATK | Always At The Keyboard |
| AAYF | As Always, Your Friend |
| ab/abt | about |
| ABT2 | About To |
| ACD | Alt Control Delete |
| ACE | Access Control Entry |
| ACK | Acknowledgement |
| ACORN | A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person |
| ADAD | Another Day Another Dollar |
| ADBB | All Done Bye Bye |
| addy | address |
| ADIH | Another Day In Hell |
| ADIP | Another Day In Paradise |
| ADN | Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now |
| ADR | Address |
| ADVD | Advised |
| AEAP | As Early As Possible |
| AFAGAY | A Friend As Good As You |
| AFAHMASP | A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted |
| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAICS | As Far As I Can See |
| AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFAIR | As Far As I Remember |
| AFAIU | As Far As I Understand |
| AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It |
| AFAP | As Far As Possible |
| AFAYC | As Far As You're Concerned |
| AFC | Away From Computer |
| AFIAA | As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFINIAFI | A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed |
| AFJ | April Fools Joke |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill |
| AFPOE | A Fresh Pair Of Eyes |
| AFZ | Acronym Free Zone |
| AGB | Almost Good Bridge |
| AGKWE | And God Knows What Else |
| AIAMU | And I'm A Monkey's Uncle |
| aight | all right |
| AIH | As It Happens |
| AIMB | As I Mentioned Before |
| AIMP | Always In My Prayers |
| AISB | As I Said Before |
| AISE | As I Said Earlier |
| AISI | As I See It |
| AITR | Adult In The Room |
| AKA or a.k.a. | Also Known As |
| ALAP | As Late As Possible |
| alcon | All Concerned |
| ALOL | Actually Laughing Out Loud |
| ALOTBSOL | Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life |
| ALTG | Act Locally, Think Globally |
| AMAP | As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible |
| AMBW | All My Best Wishes |
| AML | All My Love |
| AMRMTYFTS | All My Roommates Thank You For The Show |
| ANFAWFOS | And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different |
| ANGB | Almost Nearly Good Bridge |
| AOAS | All Of A Sudden |
| AOB | Abuse Of Bandwidth |
| AON | Apropos Of Nothing |
| AP | Apple Pie |
| ASAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ASAYGT | As Soon As You Get This |
| ASL | Age/Sex/Location |
| ASLMH | Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies |
| ATC | Any Two Cards |
| ATM | At The Moment -or- Automated Teller Machine |
| ATSL | Along The Same Line |
| ATST | At The Same Time |
| ATW | All The Way |
| ATWD | Agree That We Disagree |
| AWC | After While, Crocodile |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again |
| AWHFY | Are We Having Fun Yet? |
| AWLTP | Avoiding Work Like The Plague |
| AWNIAC | All We Need Is Another Chair |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave |
| AWTTW | A Word To The Wise |
| AYC | Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky |
| AYCE | All You Can Eat |
| AYK | As You Know |
| AYOR | At Your Own Risk |
| AYSOS | Are You Stupid Or Something |
| AYTMTB | And You're Telling Me This Because |
| B&F | Back and Forth |
| B/C | Because |
| B4 | Before |
| B4N | Bye For Now |
| B4U | Before You |
| B4YKI | Before You Know It |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard |
| BARB | Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain |
| BAU | Business As Usual |
| BB | Be Back |
| BB4N | Bye Bye for Now |
| BBB | Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief |
| BBBG | Bye Bye Be Good |
| BBFBBM | Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel |
| BBFN | Bye Bye for Now |
| BBIAB | Be Back In A Bit |
| BBIAF | Be Back In A Few |
| BBIAS | Be Back In A Sec |
| BBIAW | Be Back In A While |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBR | Burnt Beyond Repair |
| BBS | Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service |
| BBSD | Be Back Soon Darling |
| BBSL | Be Back Sooner or Later |
| BBT | Be Back Tomorrow |
| BBW | Big Beautiful Woman |
| BC | Because |
| BCBG | Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle |
| BCBS | Big Company, Big School |
| BCNU | Be Seeing You |
| bcoz | because |
| BD | Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain |
| BDBI5M | Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes |
| BDC | Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com |
| BDN | Big Damn Number |
| BEG | Big Evil Grin |
| beos | Nudge |
| BF | Boyfriend -or- Best Friend |
| BFF | Best Friends Forever |
| BFFN | Best Friends For Now |
| BFFTTE | Best Friends Forever Til The End |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BHAG | Big Hairy Audacious Goal |
| BHG | Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl |
| BHIMBGO | Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old |
| BI | Business Intelligence |
| BI5 | Back In Five |
| BIBI | Bye Bye |
| BIBO | Beer In, Beer Out |
| BIF | Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget |
| BIL | Brother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening |
| BIO | Bring It On |
| BION | Believe It Or Not |
| BIOYE | Blow It Out Your Ear |
| BIOYIOP | Blow It Out Your I/O Port |
| BIOYN | Blow it Out Your Nose |
| BITCH | Basically In The Clear Homey |
| BITD | Back In The Day |
| BKA | Better Known As |
| BL | Belly Laughing |
| BLBBLB | Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird |
| Blkbry | Blackberry |
| BM | Byte Me |
| BMGWL | Busting My Gut With Laughter |
| BMOC | Big Man On Campus |
| BNDN | Been Nowhere Done Nothing |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BO | Bug Off -or- Body Odor |
| BOB | Battery Operated Boyfriend |
| BOBFOC | Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch |
| BOCTAAE | But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions |
| BON | Believe it Or Not |
| book | it means cool |
| BOTEC | Back Of The Envelope Calculation |
| BOTOH | But On The Other Hand |
| BPLM | Big Person Little Mind |
| BR | Bathroom |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BRIC | Brazil, Russia, India, China |
| BRT | Be Right There |
| BSAAW | Big Smile And A Wink |
| BSBD&NE | Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience |
| BSF | But Seriously, Folks |
| BSOD | Blue Screen of Death |
| BT | Byte This |
| BTA | But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks |
| BTD | Bored To Death |
| BTDT | Been There Done That |
| BTDTGTS | Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt |
| BTHOOM | Beats The Heck Out Of Me |
| BTN | Better Than Nothing |
| BTTT | Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| BTWITIAILWU | By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You |
| buhbye | bye |
| BW | Best Wishes |
| BWDIK | But What Do I Know |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| BWO | Black, White or Other |
| BWTM | But Wait, There's More |
| BYKT | But You Knew That |
| BYOA | Bring Your Own Advil |
| BYOB | Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer |
| BYOW | Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine |
| BZ | Busy |
| c ya | see ya |
| C&G | Chuckly and Grin |
| C-P | Sleepy |
| C-T | City |
| C/P | Cross Post |
| C/S | Change of Subject |
| C4N | Ciao For Now |
| CAAC | Cool As A Cucumber |
| CAS | Crack A Smile |
| CB | Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back |
| CBB | Can't Be Bothered |
| CD9 | Code 9 - it means parents are around |
| CF | Coffee Freak |
| CFV | Call For Vote |
| CIAO | Goodbye (in Italian) |
| CICO | Coffee In, Coffee Out |
| CICYHW | Can I Copy Your Home Work |
| CID | Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace |
| CIL | Check In Later |
| CLM | Career Limiting Move |
| CM | Call Me |
| CMIW | Correct Me if I'm Wrong |
| CMU | Crack Me Up |
| CNP | Continued in Next Post |
| COB | Close Of Business |
| COD | Change Of Dressing |
| Coo | Cool |
| COS | Change Of Subject |
| CRAP | Cheap Redundant Assorted Products |
| CRAT | Can't Remember A Thing |
| CRB | Come Right Back |
| CRBT | Crying Real Big Tears |
| CRDTCHCK | Credit Check |
| CRTLA | Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym |
| CS | Career Suicide |
| CSA | Cool Sweet Awesome |
| CSL | Can't Stop Laughing |
| CSN | Chuckle, Snicker, Grin |
| CT | Can't Talk |
| CTA | Call To Action |
| CTC | Care To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken |
| CTMQ | Chuckle To Myself Quietly |
| CTO | Check This Out |
| CU | See You |
| CUATU | See You Around The Universe |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CULA | See You Later Alligator |
| CUNS | See You In School |
| CUOL | See You OnLine |
| CUWTA | Catch Up With The Acronyms |
| CUZ | Because |
| CWOT | Complete Waste Of Time |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| CX | Cancelled |
| CY | Calm Yourself |
| CYE | Check your Email |
| CYL | See You Later |
| CYM | Check Your Mail |
| CYO | See You Online |
| CYT | See You Tomorrow |
| D&M | Deep & Meaningful |
| DAMHIKT | Don't Ask Me How I Know That |
| DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBA | Doing Business As |
| DBD | Don't Be Dumb |
| DBEYR | Don't Believe Everything You Read |
| DD | Due Diligence |
| def | Definitely |
| DEGT | Don't Even Go There |
| DETI | Don't Even Think It |
| DF | Dear Friend |
| DFLA | Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA) |
| DGA | Don't Go Anywhere |
| DGT | Don't Go There |
| DGTG | Don't Go There Girlfriend |
| DH | Dear Husband |
| DHYB | Don't Hold Your Breath |
| DIC | Drunk In Charge |
| DIKU | Do I Know You? |
| DINK | Double Incomes, No Kids |
| DIRFT | Do It Right the First Time |
| DISTO | Did I Say That Outloud? |
| DITR | Dancing In The Rain |
| ditto | same here |
| DITYID | Did I Tell You I'm Distressed |
| DIY | Do It Yourself |
| DKDC | Don't Know Don't Care |
| DL | Down Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DLTM | Don't Lie To Me |
| DMI | Don't Mention It |
| DNBL8 | Do Not Be Late |
| DNC | Does Not Compute |
| DND | Do Not Disturb |
| DOE | Depends On Experience |
| DOEI | Goodbye (in Dutch) |
| DORD | Department Of Redundancy Department |
| DP | Domestic Partner |
| dps | Damage Per Second |
| DQMOT | Don't Quote Me On This |
| DQYDJ | Don't Quit Your Day Job |
| DRIB | Don't Read If Busy |
| DTC | Deep Throaty Chuckle |
| DTRT | Do The Right Thing |
| DUI | Driving Under the Influence |
| DUNA | Don't Use No Acronyms |
| dunno | i don't know |
| DUST | Did You See That? |
| DWB | Don't Write Back |
| DWBH | Don't Worry Be Happy |
| DWI | Driving While Intoxicated |
| DWS | Driving While Stupid |
| DWWWI | Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated |
| DYFM | Dude You Fascinate Me |
| DYHAB | Do You Have A Boyfriend? |
| DYHAG | Do You Have A Girlfriend |
| DYJHIW | Don't You Just Hate It When... |
| DYLI | Do You Love It? |
| E123 | Easy as One, Two, Three |
| E2HO | Each to His/Her Own |
| EAK | Eating at Keyboard |
| EFT | Electronic Funds Transfer |
| EG | Evil Grin |
| EL | Evil Laugh |
| EM | Excuse Me |
| EMA | E-Mail Address |
| EMFBI | Excuse Me For Butting In |
| EMFJI | Excuse Me For Jumping In |
| EMI | Excuse My Ignorance |
| EML | Email Me Later |
| EMRTW | Evil Monkey's Rule The World |
| EMSG | E-Mail Message |
| EOD | End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion |
| EOL | End Of Life |
| EOM | End Of Message |
| EOT | End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion) |
| ESEMED | Every Second Every Minute Every Day |
| ESH | Experience, Strength, and Hope |
| ESO | Equipment Smarter than Operator |
| ETA | Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add |
| every1 | everyone |
| EVRE1 | Every One |
| EWI | E-mailing While Intoxicated |
| EZ | Easy |
| F2F | Face-to-Face |
| FAB | Features Attributes Benefits |
| FAQL | Frequently Asked Questions List |
| FAWC | For Anyone Who Cares |
| FBKS | Failure Between Keyboard and Seat |
| FBOCD | Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder |
| FCFS | First Come, First Served |
| FCOL | For Crying Out Loud |
| FDGB | Fall Down Go Boom |
| FE | Fatal Error |
| FF | Friends Forever |
| FGDAI | Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It |
| FIGS | French, Italian, German, Spanish |
| FIL | Father-In-Law |
| FILTH | Failed In London, Try Hong Kong |
| FISH | First in, Still Here |
| FITB | Fill In The Blanks |
| FLA | Four Letter Acronym |
| FMTYEWTK | Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
| FOC | Free of Charge |
| FOFL | Falling on Floor Laughing |
| FOGC | Fear Of Getting Caught |
| FOL | Fond of Leather |
| FOMC | Fell Off My Chair |
| FOMCL | Falling Off My Chair Laughing |
| FS | For Sale |
| FSBO | For Sale By Owner |
| FSR | For Some Reason |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTBOMH | From The Bottom Of My Heart |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FTLOG | For The Love Of God |
| FTR | For The Record |
| FTTB | For The Time Being |
| FUD | Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation |
| FURTB | Filled Up and Ready To Burst |
| FWB | Friends With Benefits |
| FWD | Forward |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FYA | For Your Amusement |
| FYE | For Your Edification |
| FYEO | For Your Eyes Only |
| FYF | From Your Friend |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| FYM | For Your Misinformation |
| G | Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle |
| G1 | Good One |
| G2G | Got to Go |
| G4I | Go For It |
| G4N | Good For Nothing |
| GA | Go Ahead |
| GAB | Getting A Beer |
| GAFYK | Get Away From Your Keyboard |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GALHER | Get A Load of Her |
| GALHIM | Get A Load of Him |
| GANB | Getting Another Beer |
| GAS | Got A Second? |
| GBG | Great Big Grin |
| GBH | Great Big Hug |
| GBTW | Get Back To Work |
| GC | Good Crib |
| GD&R | Grinning, Ducking and Running |
| GD&RF | Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast |
| GDW | Grin, Duck and Wave |
| GF | Girlfriend |
| GFI | Go For It |
| GFN | Gone For Now |
| GFR | Grim File Reaper |
| GFTD | Gone For The Day |
| GG | Good Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling |
| GGA | Good Game All |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| GGOH | Gotta Get Out of Here |
| GI | Google It |
| GIDK | Gee I Don't Know |
| GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GIWIST | Gee, I Wish I'd Said That |
| GJ | Good Job |
| GJP | Good Job Partner |
| GL | Good Luck -or- Get Lost |
| GLA | Good Luck All |
| GLB | Good Looking Boy |
| GLG | Good Looking Girl |
| GLGH | Good Luck and Good Hunting |
| GM | Good Morning -or- Good Move |
| GMAB | Give Me A Break |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GMTFT | Great Minds Think For Themselves |
| GN | Good Night |
| GNSD | Good Night Sweet Dreams |
| GOI | Get Over It |
| GOL | Giggling Out Loud |
| GOOD job | Get Out Of Debt job |
| GOWI | Get On With It |
| GOYHH | Get Off Your High Horse |
| GR&D | Grinning Running And Ducking |
| GR2BR | Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish |
| GR8 | Great |
| GRAS | Generally Recognized As Safe |
| gratz | Congratulations |
| grrlz | girls, also seen as grrl |
| GRRR | Growling |
| GSOH | Good Sense Of Humor |
| GSYJDWURMNKH | Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat |
| GT | Good Try |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTGB | Got To Go, Bye |
| GTK | Good To Know |
| GTM | Giggle To Myself |
| GTRM | Going To Read Mail |
| GTSY | Glad To See You |
| GUD | Geographically UnDesirable |
| guvment | government, also seen as guvmint, gumint |
| GWI | Get With It |
| GWS | Get Well Soon |
| H&K | Hugs and Kisses |
| h/o | Hold On |
| h/p | Hold Please |
| H4XX0R | Hacker -or- To Be Hacked |
| H9 | Husband in room |
| HADVD | Have Advised |
| hag1 | have a good one |
| HAGD | Have a Great Day |
| HAGN | Have A Good Night |
| HAGO | Have A Good One |
| HAK | Hugs And Kisses |
| HAND | Have a Nice Day |
| HAR | Hit And Run |
| HAWTLW | Hello And Welcome To Last Week |
| HB | Hurry Back |
| HBASTD | Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig |
| HBB | Hip Beyond Belief |
| HBU | How Bout You? |
| HD | Hold |
| HF | Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith |
| HHIS | Hanging Head In Shame |
| HHO1/2K | Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding |
| HHOJ | Ha-Ha, Only Joking |
| HHOK | Ha Ha, Only Kidding |
| HHOS | Ha-Ha, Only Serious |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays To You And Yours |
| HIG | How's It Going |
| HIH | Hope It Helps |
| HIOOC | Help, I'm Out Of Coffee |
| HITAKS | Hang In There And Keep Smiling |
| HNTI | How Nice That/This Is |
| HNTW | How Nice That Was |
| HNY | Happy New Year |
| HO | Hang On -or- Hold On |
| HOHA | HOllywood HAcker |
| HOYEW | Hanging On Your Every Word |
| HP | Higher Power |
| HPPO | Highest Paid Person in Office |
| HSIK | How Should I Know |
| HT | Hi There |
| HTH | Hope This (or That) Helps |
| HTNOTH | Hit The Nail On The Head |
| HU | Hook Up |
| HUD | How You Doing? |
| HUGZ | Hugs |
| huh | what |
| HWGA | Here We Go Again |
| I 1-D-R | I Wonder |
| i h8 it | i hate it |
| I-D-L | Ideal |
| IAC | In Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IAITS | It's All In The Subject |
| IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| IANADBIPOOTV | I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV |
| IANAE | I Am Not An Expert |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IASAP4U | I Always Say A Prayer For You |
| IAT | I Am Tired |
| IAW | I Agree With -or- In Accordance With |
| IAYM | I Am Your Master |
| IBGYBG | I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone |
| IBIWISI | I'll Believe It When I See It |
| IBK | Idiot Behind Keyboard |
| IBRB | I'll Be Right Back |
| IBT | In Between Technology |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| IC | I See |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong |
| ICW | I Can't Wait |
| ICYC | In Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care |
| ID10T | Idiot |
| IDC | I Don't Care |
| IDGI | I Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved |
| IDK | I Don't Know |
| IDKY | I Don't Know You |
| IDM | It Does Not Matter |
| IDRK | I Don't Really Know |
| IDST | I Didn't Say That |
| IDTA | I Did That Already |
| IDTS | I Don't Think So |
| IFAB | I Found A Bug |
| IGTP | I Get The Point |
| IGYHTBT | I Guess You Had To Be There |
| IHA | I Hate Acronyms |
| IHAIM | I Have Another Instant Message |
| IHNO | I Have No Opinion |
| IHU | I Hear You |
| IIABDFI | If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It |
| IIIO | Intel Inside, Idiot Outside |
| IIMAD | If It Makes An(y) Difference |
| IIR | If I Remember -or- If I Recall |
| IIRC | If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly |
| IITYWIMWYBMAD | If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IITYWYBMAD | If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IIWM | If It Were Me |
| IJWTK | I Just Want To Know |
| IJWTS | I Just Want To Say |
| IK | I Know |
| IKALOPLT | I Know A Lot Of People Like That |
| IKWYM | I Know What You Mean |
| IKYABWAI | I Know You Are But What Am I? |
| ILA | I Love Acronyms |
| ILICISCOMK | I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard |
| ILMJ | I Love My Job |
| ILU | I Love You |
| ILUAAF | I Love You As A Friend |
| ILY | I Love You |
| IM | Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message |
| IMA | I Might Add |
| IMAO | In My Arrogant Opinion |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IME | In My Experience |
| IMHEIUO | In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| IMNERHO | In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMOO | In My Own Opinion |
| IMPOV | In My Point Of View |
| IMRU | I Am, Are You? |
| IMS | I Am Sorry |
| INBD | It's No Big Deal |
| INMP | It's Not My Problem |
| INNW | If Not Now, When |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| INUCOSM | It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk |
| IOH | I'm Outta Here |
| ION | Index Of Names |
| IONO | I Don't Know |
| IOU | I Owe You |
| IOUD | Inside, Outside, Upside Down |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| ISAGN | I See A Great Need |
| ISH | Insert Sarcasm Here |
| ISO | In Search Of |
| ISS | I Said So -or- I'm So Sure |
| ISSYGTI | I?m So Sure You Get The Idea |
| ISTM | It Seems to Me |
| ISTR | I Seem To Remember |
| ISWC | If Stupid Were a Crime |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean |
| ISYALS | I'll Send You A Letter Soon |
| ITA | I Totally Agree |
| ITFA | In The Final Analysis |
| ITIGBS | I Think I'm Going To Be Sick |
| ITM | In The Money |
| ITMA | It's That Man Again |
| ITSFWI | If The Shoe Fits Wear It |
| IUM | If You Must |
| IWALU | I Will Always Love You |
| IWBNI | It Would Be Nice If |
| IWIWU | I Wish I Was You |
| IYD | In Your Dreams |
| IYDMMA | If You Don't Mind My Asking |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYKWIMAITYD | If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do |
| IYO | In Your Opinion |
| IYQ | I Like You |
| IYSS | If You Say So |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| J/C | Just Checking |
| J/J | Just Joking |
| J/K | Just Kidding |
| J/P | Just Playing |
| J/W | Just Wondering |
| J2LYK | Just To Let You Know |
| J4F | Just For Fun |
| J4G | Just For Grins |
| J4T or JFT | Just For Today |
| J5M | Just Five Minutes |
| JAD | Just Another day |
| JAM | Just A Minute |
| JAS | Just A Second |
| JDI | Just Do It |
| JFI | Just For Information |
| JIC | Just In Case |
| JK | Just Kidding |
| JM2C | Just My 2 Cents |
| JMO | Just My Opinion |
| JOOTT | Just One Of Those Things |
| JP | Just Playing |
| JSU | Just Shut Up |
| JSYK | Just So You Know |
| JT | Just Teasing |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know |
| JTOL | Just Thinking Out Loud |
| JTOU | Just Thinking Of You |
| JUADLAM | Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey |
| JW | Just Wondering |
| K | OK |
| KB | Kick Butt |
| KBD | Keyboard |
| kewl | it means cool |
| KFY -or- K4Y | Kiss For You |
| KHYF | Know How You Feel |
| KIR | Keep It Real |
| KISS | Keep It Simple Stupid |
| KIT | Keep In Touch |
| KK | Kiss Kiss |
| KMP | Keep Me Posted |
| KMUF | Kiss Me You Fool |
| KOK | Knock |
| KOTC | Kiss On The Cheek |
| KOTL | Kiss On The Lips |
| KPC | Keeping Parents Clueless |
| KUTGW | Keep Up The Good Work |
| KWIM | Know What I Mean? |
| KYFC | Keep Your Fingers Crossed |
| L | Laugh |
| L8R | Later |
| LBR and LGR | Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room |
| LD | Long Distance -or- Later Dude |
| LDR | Long Distance Relationship |
| LDTTWA | Let's Do The Time Warp Again |
| LFTI | Looking Forward To It |
| LHO | Laughing Head Off |
| LIFO | Last In, First Out |
| LIS | Laughing In Silence |
| LJBF | Let's Just Be Friends |
| LKITR | Little Kid In The Room |
| LLTA | Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause |
| LMHO | Laughing My Head Off |
| LMIRL | Let's Meet In Real Life |
| LMK | Let Me Know |
| LMSO | Laughing My Socks Off |
| LMTC | Left a Message To Contact |
| LMTCB | Left Message To Call Back |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love |
| LOLA | Laugh Out Loud Again |
| LOLZ | Lots Of Laughs |
| LOML | Love Of My Life |
| LONH | Lights On, Nobody Home |
| LOOL | Laughing Outragously Out Loud |
| LOPSOD | Long On Promises, Short On Delivery |
| LORE | Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere |
| LOU | Laughing Over You |
| LSHMBH | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LTHTT | Laughing Too Hard To Type |
| LTIC | Laughing 'Til I Cry |
| LTM | Laughing To Myself |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| LTNT | Long Time, No Type |
| LTR | Long Term Relationship |
| LTS | Laughing to Self |
| LTTIC | Look The Teacher Is Coming |
| LULU | Locally Undesireable Land Use |
| LUMTP | Love You More Than Pie |
| luser | loser |
| LUSM | Love You So Much |
| LWR | Launch When Ready |
| LY | Love You |
| LY4E | Love You Forever |
| LYA | Love You All |
| LYB | Love You Babe |
| LYCYLBB | Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye |
| LYKYAMY | Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You |
| LYL | Love You Lots |
| LYLAB | Love You Like a Brother |
| LYLAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| LYLB | Love You Later Bye |
| LYMI | Love You, Mean It |
| LYWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| M2NY | Me Too, Not Yet |
| M4C | Meet for Coffee |
| M8 or M8s | Mate -or- Mates |
| MA | Mature Audience |
| MAYA | Most Advanced Yet Accessible |
| MB | Message Board |
| MBN | Must Be Nice |
| MD | Doctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director |
| MEGO | My Eyes Glaze Over |
| meh | Who cares, whatever |
| MFD | Multi-Function Device |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| mhhm | uh huh -or- yeah |
| MHOTY | My Hat's Off To You |
| MIA | Missing In Action |
| MIHAP | May I Have Your Attention Please |
| MIL | Mother-In-Law |
| MIRL | Meet In Real Life |
| MITIN | More Info Than I Needed |
| MKOP | My Kind Of Place |
| MLA | Multiple Letter Acronym |
| MLAS | My Lips Are Sealed |
| MM | Market Maker |
| MMHA2U | My Most Humble Apologies To You |
| mmk | mmm ok |
| MML | Made Me Laugh |
| MMYT | Mail Me Your Thoughts |
| MO | Move On |
| MOF | Matter Of Fact |
| MOMPL | One Moment Please |
| MOO | Mud, Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion |
| MOP | MOment Please |
| MorF | Male or Female |
| MOSS | Member(s) Of The Same Sex |
| MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD | Message Of The Day |
| MOTOS | Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOTSS | Member(s) Of The Same Sex |
| MRA | Moving Right Along |
| MRPH | Mail the Right Place for Help |
| MSG | Message |
| MSMD | Monkey See Monkey Do |
| MSTM | Makes Sense To Me |
| MTBF | Mean Time Before Failure |
| MTF | More To Follow |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| MTLA | My True Love Always |
| MUAH or MWAH | The sound of a kiss |
| MUBAR | Messed up Beyond All Recognition |
| MUSM | Miss You So Much |
| MVA | Motor Vehicle Accident |
| MVA no PI | Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury |
| MVA w/PI | Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury |
| MWBRL | More Will Be Revealed Later |
| MYL | Mind Your Language |
| MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
| N | No |
| N-A-Y-L | In A While |
| N/A | Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated |
| N/M | Nothing Much |
| N/T | No Text |
| N1 | Nice One |
| N2M | Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much |
| N2MJCHBU | Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You? |
| NAB | Not A Blonde |
| NALOPKT | Not A Lot Of People Know That |
| natch | Naturally |
| NATO | No Action, Talk Only |
| NAVY | Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
| NAZ | Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) |
| NB4T | Not Before Time |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NBFAB | Not Bad For A Beginner |
| NBFABS | Not Bad For A Bot Stopper |
| NBG | No Bloody Good |
| NBIF | No Basis In Fact |
| NBLFY | Nothing But Love For You |
| NC | Nice Crib |
| NCG | New College Graduate |
| ND | No Date |
| ne | Any |
| ne-wayz | anyways |
| ne1 | Anyone |
| ne14kfc | anyone for KFC? |
| ne1er | anyone here? |
| Ne2H | Need To Have |
| NEET | Not currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training |
| NESEC | Any Second |
| NEV | Neighborhood Electric Vehicle |
| NEWS | North, East, West, South |
| NG | New Game |
| NH | Nice Hand |
| NHOH | Never Heard Of Him/Her |
| NI4NI | An Eye For Any Eye |
| NIH | Not Invented Here |
| NIM | No Internal Message |
| NIMBY | Not In My Back Yard |
| NIMJD | Not In My Job Description |
| NIMQ | Not In My Queue |
| NIMY | Never In A Million Years |
| NINO | Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output |
| NISM | Need I Say More |
| NITL | Not In This Lifetime |
| NM | Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move |
| nm, u | not much, you? |
| NME | Enemy |
| NMH | Not Much Here |
| NMHJC | Not Much Here, Just Chilling |
| NMP | Not My Problem |
| NMTE | Now More Than Ever |
| NMU | Not Much, You? |
| NN | Not Now -or- Need |
| NNR | Need Not Respond |
| NNWW | Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink |
| NO | Not Online |
| no praw | no problem |
| NOA | Not Online Anymore |
| NOFI | No OFfence Intended |
| NOS | New Old Stock |
| NOY | Not Online Yet |
| NOYB | None Of Your Business |
| NP | No Problem -or- Nosy Parents |
| NQA | No Questions Asked |
| NRG | Energy |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| NSA | No Strings Attached |
| NSFW | Not Safe For Work |
| NSTLC | Need Some Tender Loving Care |
| NTA | Not This Again |
| nth | nothing |
| NTIM | Not That It Matters |
| NTIMM | Not That It Matters Much |
| NTK | Nice To Know |
| NTM | Not That Much |
| NTMU | Nice To Meet You |
| NTTAWWT | Not That There's Anything Wrong With That |
| NTW | Not To Worry |
| NTYMI | Now That You Mention It |
| NUB | New person to a site or game |
| NUFF | Enough Said |
| NVM | NeVer Mind |
| NVNG | Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained |
| NW | No Way |
| NWAL | Nerd Without A Life |
| NWR | Not Work Related |
| NYC | Not Your Concern |
| O | Opponent -or- Over |
| OAO | Over And Out |
| OATUS | On A Totally Unrelated Subject |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OB | Obligatory |
| OBE | Overcome By Events |
| OBO | Or Best Offer |
| OBTW | Oh By The Way |
| OBX | Old Battle Axe |
| OC | Original Character -or- Own Character |
| OCD | Obsessive Compulsive Disorder |
| OIC | Oh, I See |
| OK | All Correct |
| OL | Old Lady |
| OLL | OnLine Love |
| OLN | OnLine Netiquette |
| OLO | Only Laughed Once |
| OM | Old Man |
| OMDB | Over My Dead Body |
| OMIK | Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard |
| OMW | On My Way |
| ONID | Oh No I Didn't |
| ONNA | Oh No, Not Again |
| ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Again |
| ONUD | Oh No You Didn't |
| OO | Over and Out |
| OOAK | One Of A Kind |
| OOC | Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control |
| OOF | Out Of Facility |
| OOI | Out Of Interest |
| OOO | Out Of Office |
| OOS | Out Of Stock |
| OOTB | Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue |
| OOTC | Obligatory On Topic Comment |
| OST | On Second Thought |
| OT | Off Topic |
| OTASOIC | Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction |
| OTC | Over The Counter |
| OTF | Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone) |
| OTH | Off The Hook |
| OTL | Out To Lunch |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| OTP | On The Phone |
| OTT | Over The Top |
| OTTOMH | Off The Top Of My Head |
| OTW | Off The Wall |
| OUSU | Oh, You Shut Up |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| OZ | Australia |
| P | Partner |
| P&C | Private & Confidential |
| P-ZA | Pizza |
| P2C2E | Process Too Complicated Too Explain |
| P2U4URAQTP | Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie |
| P911 | Parent Alert |
| PA | Parent Alert |
| PAL | Parents Are Listening |
| PANS | Pretty Awesome New Stuff |
| PAW | Parents Are Watching |
| PBB | Parent Behind Back |
| PBEM | Play By EMail |
| PC | Personal Computer -or- Politically Correct |
| PCM | Please Call Me |
| PD | Public Domain |
| PDA | Personal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection |
| PDQ | Pretty Darn Quick |
| PDS | Please Don't Shout |
| PEBCAC | Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer |
| PEBCAK | Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard |
| peeps | people |
| PHB | Pointy Haired Boss |
| PHS | Pointy Haired Stupidvisor |
| PIBKAC | Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair |
| PICNIC | Problem In Chair, Not In Computer |
| PIF | Paid In Full |
| PIN | Person In Need |
| PIR | Parent In Room |
| pix | pictures -or- photos |
| PLO | Peace, Love, Out |
| PLOKTA | Press Lots Of Keys To Abort |
| PLOS | Parents Looking Over Shoulder |
| PLS | Please |
| PLZ | Please |
| PM | Personal Message -or- Private Message |
| PMBI | Pardon My Butting In |
| PMF | Pardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| PMIGBOM | Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth |
| PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In |
| PML | Pissing Myself Laughing |
| PNATMBC | Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain |
| PNCAH | Please, No Cursing Allowed Here |
| PND | Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device |
| POAHF | Put On A Happy Face |
| POAK | Passed Out At Keyboard |
| POMS | Parent Over My Shoulder |
| PONA | Person Of No Account |
| POTATO | Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One |
| POTS | Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder |
| POTUS | President of the United States |
| POV | Point Of View |
| PP | People |
| PPL | Pay-Per-Lead -or- People |
| PRW | Parents Are Watching |
| PS | Post Script |
| PSA | Public Service Announcement |
| PSO | Product Superior to Operator |
| PTMM | Please Tell Me More |
| PTP | Pardon The Pun |
| PU | That Stinks |
| puter | computer |
| PVP | Player Versus Player |
| PWAS | Prayer Wheels Are Spinning |
| PWCB | Person Will Call Back |
| pwn | own |
| pwnt | owned |
| PWP | Plot, What Plot? |
| Q | Queue -or- Question |
| QC | Quality Control |
| QL | Quit Laughing |
| QLS | Reply |
| QOTD | Quote Of The Day |
| QQ | Quick Question -or- Cry More |
| QS | Quit Scrolling |
| QT | Cutie |
| r | are |
| r u goin | are you going? |
| R U there? | Are you there? |
| R&D | Research & Development |
| R&R | Rest & Relaxation |
| RAEBNC | Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment |
| RB@Ya | Right Back at Ya |
| RBAY | Right Back At You |
| RBTL | Read Between The Lines |
| RC | Remote Control |
| RE | Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again |
| REHI | Hi Again |
| RFD | Request For Discussion |
| RGR | Roger |
| RHIP | Rank Has Its Privileges |
| RIYL | Recommended If You Like |
| RL | Real Life |
| RLCO | Real Life Conference |
| RLF | Real Life Friend |
| RM | Remake |
| RMLB | Read My Lips Baby |
| RMMA | Reading My Mind Again |
| RN | Right Now |
| RNN | Reply Not Necessary |
| ROFL | Rolling On Floor Laughing |
| ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLOL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| ROTGL | Rolling On The Ground Laughing |
| ROTM | Right On The Money |
| RRQ | Return Receipt reQuested |
| RRR | haR haR haR (instead of LOL) |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RSVP | Repondez S'il Vous Plait |
| RT | Real Time |
| RTB | Returning To Base (home) |
| RTBM | Read The Bloody Manual |
| RTBS | Reason To Be Single |
| RTFAQ | Read The FAQ |
| RTH | Release The Hounds |
| RTK | Return To Keyboard |
| RTSM | Read The Silly Manual |
| RTTSD | Right Thing To Say Dude |
| RU | Are You? |
| RUMCYMHMD | Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose |
| RUMORF | Are You Male OR Female? |
| RUNTS | Are You Nuts? |
| RUOK | Are You OK? |
| RUS | Are You Serious? |
| RUT | Are You There? |
| RX | Regards |
| RYFM | Read Your Friendly Manual |
| RYS | Read Your Screen |
| S | Smile |
| S2R | Send To Receive |
| S2U | Same To You |
| S4L | Spam For Life |
| SAHM | Stay At Home Mom |
| SAPFU | Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups |
| SB | Stand By |
| SBI | Sorry 'Bout It |
| SCNR | Sorry, Could Not Resist |
| sec | wait a second |
| SED | Said Enough Darling |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem |
| SETE | Smiling Ear To Ear |
| SF | Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction |
| SFAIAA | So Far As I Am Aware |
| SFETE | Smiling From Ear To Ear |
| SFLA | Stupid Four Letter Acronym |
| SFX | Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects |
| SHB | Should Have Been |
| shhh | quiet |
| SHID | Slap Head In Disgust |
| SHMILY | See How Much I Love You |
| SIC | Spelling Is Correct |
| SICL | Sitting In Chair Laughing |
| SICS | Sitting In Chair Snickering |
| SII | Seriously Impaired Imagination |
| SIL | Sister-In-Law |
| SIP | Skiing In Powder |
| SIT | Stay In Touch |
| SITCOM | Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage |
| SITD | Still In The Dark |
| sk8r | skater |
| SL | Second Life |
| SLAP | Sounds Like A Plan |
| SLAW | Sounds Like A Winner |
| SLIRK | Smart Little Rich Kid |
| SLM | See Last Mail |
| SLT | Something Like That |
| SM | Senior Moment |
| SMAIM | Send Me An Instant Message |
| SME | Subject Matter Expert |
| SMEM | Send Me E-Mail |
| SMH | Shaking My Head |
| SMIM | Send Me an Instant Message |
| SMOP | Small Matter of Programming |
| smt | something |
| SNAG | Sensitive New Age Guy |
| SNERT | Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager |
| SO | Significant Other |
| SOBT | Stressed Out Big Time |
| SOH | Sense Of Humor |
| SOHF | Sense Of Humor Failure |
| SOI | Self Owning Idiot |
| sok | it's ok |
| some1 | someone |
| SOMY | Sick Of Me Yet |
| SOP | Standard Operating Procedure |
| SOT | Short On Time |
| SOTMG | Short On Time, Must Go |
| SOW | Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work |
| soz | Sorry |
| SRO | Standing Room Only |
| srsly | seriously |
| sry | Sorry |
| SSEWBA | Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms |
| SSIA | Subject Says It All |
| STBX | Soon To Be Ex |
| sth | something |
| STPPYNOZGTW | Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work |
| STR8 | Straight |
| STS | So To Speak |
| STW | Search The Web |
| STYS | Speak To You Soon |
| SU | Shut Up |
| SUAKM | Shut Up And Kiss Me |
| SUFID | Screwing Up Face In Disgust |
| SUL | Snooze You Lose |
| sup | what's up? |
| sux | sucks |
| SUYF | Shut Up You Fool |
| SWAK | Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss |
| SWALK | Sealed With A Loving Kiss |
| SWDYT | So What Do You Think? |
| sweet<3 | sweetheart |
| SWIM | See What I Mean? |
| SWIS | See What I'm Saying |
| SWL | Screaming With Laughter |
| SWMBO | She Who Must Be Obeyed |
| SWU | So What's Up |
| SYL | See You Later |
| SYS | See You Soon |
| SYT | See You Tomorrow |
| s^ | what's up? |
| T&C | Terms & Conditions |
| T@YL | Talk At You Later |
| TA | Thanks Again |
| TAF | That's All, Folks |
| TAFN | That's All For Now |
| TAH | Take A Hike |
| TAKS | That's A Knee Slapper |
| TANJ | There Ain't No Justice |
| TANSTAAFL | There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TAP | Take A Pill |
| TAS | Taking A Shower |
| TAW | Teachers Are Watching |
| TBA | To Be Advised |
| TBC | To Be Continued |
| TBD | To Be Determined |
| TBE | Thick Between Ears |
| TBH | To Be Honest |
| TBYB | Try Before You Buy |
| TC | Take Care |
| TCB | Trouble Came Back |
| TCOY | Take Care Of Yourself |
| TDM | Too Darn Many |
| TEOTWAWKI | The End Of The World As We Know It |
| TFDS | That's For Darn Sure |
| TFLMS | Thanks For Letting Me Share |
| TFM | Thanks From Me |
| TFN | Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice |
| TFTHAOT | Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time |
| TFTT | Thanks For The Thought |
| TFX | Traffic |
| TGAL | Think Globally, Act Locally |
| TGGTG | That Girl/Guy has Got To Go |
| THX or TX or THKS | Thanks |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TIAIL | Think I Am In Love |
| TIC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TILII | Tell It Like It Is |
| TINWIS | That Is Not What I Said |
| TISC | This Is So Cool |
| TISL | This Is So Lame |
| TISNC | This Is So Not Cool |
| TISNF | That Is So Not Fair |
| TISNT | That Is So Not True |
| TKU4UK | Thank You For Your Kindness |
| TLA | Three Letter Acronym |
| TLC | Tender Loving Care |
| TLGO | The List Goes On |
| TLITBC | That's Life In The Big City |
| TLK2UL8R | Talk To You Later |
| TM | Trust Me |
| TMA | Too Many Acronyms |
| TMI | Too Much Information |
| TNA | Temporarily Not Available |
| TNC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TNT | Til Next Time |
| TNTL | Trying Not To Laugh |
| TNX | Thanks |
| to go nookleer | to explode |
| TOBAL | There Oughta Be A Law |
| TOBG | This Oughta Be Good |
| TOM | Tomorrow |
| TOPCA | Til Our Paths Cross Again |
| TOT | Tons Of Time |
| TOY | Thinking Of You |
| TP | Team Player -or- TelePort |
| TPC | The Phone Company |
| TPS | That's Pretty Stupid |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TQM | Total Quality Management |
| TRAM | The Rest Are Mine |
| TRDMC | Tears Running Down My Cheeks |
| tripdub | triple w |
| tru | TRUE |
| TRP | Television Rating Points |
| TSIA | This Says It All |
| TSIF | Thank Science It's Friday |
| TSNF | That's So Not Fair |
| TSR | Totally Stupid Rules |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTG | Time to Go |
| TTIOT | The Truth Is Out There |
| TTKSF | Trying To Keep a Straight Face |
| TTS | Text To Speech |
| TTT | That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too |
| TTTHTFAL | Talk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening |
| TTTT | To Tell The Truth |
| TTUL | Talk To You Later |
| TTYAWFN | Talk To You A While From Now |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later |
| TTYT | Talk To You Tomorrow |
| TVM4YEM | Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail |
| TWHE | The Walls Have Ears |
| TWIMC | To Whom It May Concern |
| TWITA | That's What I'm Talking About |
| TWIWI | That Was Interesting, Wasn't It? |
| TXS | Thanks |
| TXT IM | Text Instant Message |
| TXT MSG | text message |
| TY | Thank You |
| TYCLO | Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off |
| TYG | There You Go |
| TYVM | Thank You Very Much |
| u | You |
| U-L | You Will |
| U2 | You Too |
| UBS | Unique Buying State |
| UCWAP | Up a Creek Without A Paddle |
| UDH82BME | You'd Hate To Be Me |
| UDM | You're the Man |
| UG2BK | You've Got To Be Kidding |
| UGC | User-Generated Content |
| unPC | unPolitically Correct |
| UNTCO | You Need To Chill Out |
| UOK | Are You OK? |
| UPOD | Under Promise Over Deliver |
| ur | you are |
| UR2K | You Are Too Kind |
| URSAI | You Are Such An Idiot |
| URW | You Are Welcome |
| URWS | You Are Wise |
| URYY4M | You Are Too Wise For Me |
| URZ | yours |
| USP | Unique Selling Proposition |
| UTM | You Tell Me |
| UV | Unpleasant Visual |
| UWIWU | You Wish I Was You |
| VBG | Very Big Grin |
| VBS | Very Big Smile |
| VC | Venture Capital |
| VEG | Very Evil Grin |
| VFM | Value For Money |
| VGN | Vegan -or- Vegitarian |
| VM | Voice Mail |
| VRBS | Virtual Reality Bull Sh** |
| VSF | Very Sad Face |
| VWD | Very Well Done |
| VWP | Very Well Played |
| w's^ | what's up? |
| W/ | With |
| W/E | Weekend |
| W/O | Without |
| w/r/t | with regard to |
| W8 | Wait |
| W9 | Wife in room |
| WAD | Without A Doubt |
| WAEF | When All Else Fails |
| WAFS | Warm And Fuzzies |
| WAI | What An Idiot |
| WAK | What A Kiss |
| WAMBAM | Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar |
| WAYD | What Are You Doing? |
| WAYN | Where Are You Now? |
| WB | Welcome Back -or- Write Back |
| WBS | Write Back Soon |
| WBU | What 'Bout You? |
| WC | Who Cares |
| WCA | Who Cares Anyway |
| WD | Well Done |
| WDALYIC | Who Died And Left You In Charge? |
| WDDD | Woopie Doo Da Dey |
| WDR | With Due Respect |
| WDT | Who Does That? |
| WDYM | What Do You Mean? |
| WDYMBT | What Do You Mean By That? |
| WDYS | What Did You Say? |
| WDYT | What Do You Think? |
| WE | Whatever |
| WEG | Wicked Evil Grin |
| WF | Way Fun |
| WFM | Works For Me |
| WG | Wicked Grin |
| WIBAMU | Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle |
| WIBNI | Wouldn't It Be Nice If |
| WIIFM | What's In It For Me |
| WILB | Workplace Internet Leisure Browsing |
| WILCO | Will Comply |
| WIM | Woe Is Me |
| WIP | Work In Process |
| WISP | Winning Is So Pleasureable |
| WIT | Wordsmith In Training |
| WITW | What In The World |
| WIU | Wrap It Up |
| wkewl | way cool |
| WLMIRL | Would Like to Meet In Real Life |
| WMHGB | Where Many Have Gone Before |
| WNOHGB | Where No One Has Gone Before |
| WOA | Work Of Art |
| WOG | Wise Old Guy |
| WOM | Word Of Mouse |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| WOOF | Well Off Older Folks |
| woot | We Own the Other Team |
| word | it means cool, a.k.a. word up |
| WOTAM | Waste Of Time And Money |
| WOTD | Word Of The Day |
| WP | Well Played |
| WRT | With Regard To -or- With Respect To |
| wru | where are you? |
| WRUD | What Are You Doing? |
| WRUDATM | What Are You Doing At The Moment? |
| WT | Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The |
| WTB | Want To Buy |
| WTG | Way To Go |
| WTH | What The Heck |
| WTHOW | White Trash Headline Of the Week |
| WTMI | Way Too Much Information |
| WTN | What Then Now? -or- Who Then Now? |
| WTS | Want To Sell |
| WTSDS | Where The Sun Don't Shine |
| WTTM | Without Thinking Too Much |
| WU | What's Up |
| WUF | Where You From |
| WUWH | Wish You Were Here |
| WUWHIMA | Wish You Were Here In My Arms |
| wuz | was |
| wuz4dina | What's for dinner? |
| wuzup | what's up? |
| WWY | Where Were You? |
| WX | Weather |
| WYCM | Will You Call Me? |
| WYD | What You Doing? |
| WYGISWYPF | What You Get Is What You Pay For |
| WYM | What do You Mean? |
| wymyn | women |
| WYP | What's Your Problem? |
| WYRN | What's Your Real Name? |
| WYS | Whatever You Say |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
| WYSLPG | What You See Looks Pretty Good |
| WYT | Whatever You Think |
| WYWH | Wish You Were Here |
| X-I-10 | Exciting |
| XLNT | Excellent |
| XME | Excuse Me |
| XOXO | Hugs and Kisses |
| XQZT | Exquisite |
| Y | Why? -or- Yes |
| YA | Yet Another |
| YA yaya | Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) |
| YABA | Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
| YACC | Yet Another Calendar Company |
| YAFIYGI | You Asked For It You Got It |
| YAJWD | You Ain't Just Whistling Dixie |
| YAOTM | Yet Another Off Topic Message |
| YAUN | Yet Another Unix Nerd |
| YBS | You'll Be Sorry |
| YCT | Your Comment To |
| YDKM | You Don't Know Me |
| YGBK | You Gotta Be Kidding |
| YGLT | You're Gonna Love This |
| YGTBK | You've Got To Be Kidding |
| YGWYPF | You Get What You Pay For |
| YHM | You Have Mail |
| YIU | Yes, I Understand |
| YKW | You Know What? |
| YKWIM | You Know What I Mean |
| YMAK | You May Already Know |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |
| YNK | You Never Know |
| YOYO | You're On Your Own |
| YR | Yeah Right |
| YRYOCC | You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock |
| YS | You Stinker |
| YSAN | You're Such A Nerd |
| ysdiw8 | why should i wait? |
| YSIC | Why Should I Care? |
| YSK | You Should Know |
| YSYD | Yeah, Sure You Do |
| YTB | You're The Best |
| YTRNW | Yeah That's Right, Now What? |
| YTTT | You Telling The Truth? |
| YUPPIES | Young Urban Professionals |
| YW | You're Welcome |
| YWIA | You're Welcome In Advance |
| YY4U | Too Wise For You |
| YYSSW | Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever |
| zerg | To gang up on someone |
| ZZZ | Sleeping, Bored, Tired |
| \M/ | Heavy Metal Music |
| ^5 | High Five |
| ^RUP^ | Read Up Please |